"Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits where hope is coldest; and despair most sits."

"I wasted time, now time doth waste me."

"Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent."

"A very ancient and fish-like smell."

"When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions."

"The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show."

"If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself."

"No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other."

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."

"Behind every argument is someone's ignorance."

"He who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument."

"The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence."