"Of course we can keep this going, in principle, forever. In practice we will keel over from exhaustion, boredom, or death."

"Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have."

"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself."

"Civilization is very much an immature and ongoing experiment, the success of which is by no means yet proven."

"Nothing shocks me more in the men of religion and their flocks than their pretensions to be the only religious people."

"Fear Not. What is not real, never was and never will be. What is real, always was and cannot be destroyed."

"Mother is the dead heart of the family, spending father's earnings on consumer goods to enhance the environment in which he eats, sleeps, and watches television."

"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough."

"You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul."

"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness."

"The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching."

"History, sir, will tell lies, as usual."