"There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the happiest man, really is so; but he who thinks himself the wisest, is generally the greatest fool."

"Let's face it...most relationships you have in life don't work out."

"I'll always stay connected with Apple."

"Through every rift of discovery some seeming anomaly drops out of the darkness, and falls, as a golden link, into the great chain of order."

"Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears through a bone (ears) and speaks through a lump of flesh (tongue)."

"War is the biggest ego trip of all time."

"Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right."

"It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic."

"He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven."

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

"The busiest of living agents are certain dead men's thoughts; they are forever influencing the opinions and destinies of men."

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."