"Good luck beats early rising."

"If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon."

"Better be quarrelling than lonesome."

"Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home."

"Praise youth and it will prosper."

"A lie travels farther than the truth."

"An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court."

"Obviously something slipped through here."

"I will demand a commitment to excellence and to victory, and that is what life is all about."

"Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects."

"I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap."

"Learning is achieved only in company."