"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"LIGHTHOUSE, n. A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician."

"A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week."

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."

"We are one, after all, you and I. Together we suffer, together exist, and forever will recreate each other."

"When one has much to put into them, a day has a hundred pockets."

"Thought means life, since those who do not think so do not live in any high or real sense. Thinking makes the man."