"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"I don't do drugs: I am drugs."

"Battles are won by iron hearts in wooden ships."

"From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step."

"I was going to buy a copy of 'The Power of Positive Thinking', and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"

"Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool."

"Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others."

"When armies are mobilized and issues are joined,The man who is sorry over the fact will win."