"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity."

"A wise man's question contains half the answer."

"I'd rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons."

"If you're in the public eye, you're either a womanizer or you're gay. I'm neither one."

"the music was human; the static was natural."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."