"Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."

"The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself."

"Too much sanity may be madness - and the maddest of all - to see life as it is, and not as it ought to be."

"Look for strengths in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us find what we search for."

"All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second."

"Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music."

"If my religion is true, it will stand up to all my questioning; there is no need to fear."

"Great necessities call forth great leaders."

"We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts."

"No one who has not been siezed by the merderous jaws of the viper can know its poison fangs."

"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase."

"It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'"