"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"I do not know which makes a man more conservative鈥攖o know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past."

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view."

"I think when I work 14 hours a day, seven days a week, I get lucky."

"There are many roads to hate, but envy is the shortest of them all."

"Education is the best provision for the journey to old age."

"You do not merely want to be considered the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones that do what you do."