"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books."

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefor excused from saving Universes."

"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."

"He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain."

"We ust find our duties in what comes to us, not in what might have been."

"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"When you cease to dream you cease to live."

"The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection."

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year."