"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"Some people walk in the raina€| others just get weta€|"

"Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords."

"When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run."

"Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field."

"SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam."

"The Earth is the Cradle of the Mind -- but one cannot eternally live in a cradle."