"How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!"

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

"It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance."

"Things that are done, it is needless to speak about...things that are past, it is needless to blame."

"Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses."

"OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury."

"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow, and I am in them, and that is eternity."

"The stability of the whole is guaranteed by the instability of its parts."

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

"For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal."