"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear."

"'Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?''Oh, get real, Cliff.'"

"Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt."

"FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used in pointing out two malefactors."

"Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work."

"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great."